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Table of Contents
Acknowledgements
Introduction by Tucker Max

The Tucker Max Stories
The Famous Sushi Pants Story
The Night We Almost Died
The Blowjob Follies
Everyone has "that" friend
Tucker fucks a fat girl; hilarity ensues
The Austin Road Trip
Quite the vacation
Tucker goes to Vegas
Floss
The Foxfield Weekend
The Now Infamous Tucker Max Charity Auction Debacle
Tucker tries buttsex; hilarity does not ensue
My Key West Trip
Girl beats Tucker at his own game
This'll just hurt a little
Tucker goes to a hockey game
The Pee Blame
The UT Weekend
The Absinthe Donuts Story
The Most Disturbing Conversation Ever
She won't take no for an answer
Tucker ruptures his appendix
The Sex Stories
Tucker has a moment of reflection; ends poorly
The Dog Vomit Story
The Midland, Texas Story
The Worst Tucker Story Ever

Appendix
The Tucker Max Female Rating system
The Tucker Max Drunk Scale